Ummmmm

OK so this is one of those REAAAAAAAAAAAAALYYY bad things I did that I know 180% that I should not have done, but I did it anyways because of drinking a bunch of alcohol. Its a little after 2 AM and for whatever reason I sat down at a $1000NL table for shits and giggles. I really had no intention of playing anything but extremely tight, but things happened and I got some hands and made some stupid calls I normally would not make if I had not been drinking that just happened to work out.

Here was a hand I happened to play pretty well I think ......

Texas Hold'em $10-$10 NL (Real Money), #934,632,455
Table Marseille, 1 Sep 2006 2:57 AM ET

Seat 1: Stoned Okie ($929.50 in chips)
Seat 2: ScoreLord ($870.10 in chips)
Seat 4: tejas tommy ($1,742 in chips)
Seat 5: wxman77 ($493 in chips)
Seat 6: hosea1044 ($2,337.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Req4aDream_ ($990 in chips)
Seat 8: dna4everfcp ($1,248 in chips)
Seat 9: rounders08 ($949.80 in chips)
Seat 10: markgUSF1 ($734.20 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
tejas tommy posts blind ($5), wxman77 posts blind ($10).

PRE-FLOP
hosea1044 folds, Req4aDream_ folds, dna4everfcp calls $10, rounders08 bets $30, markgUSF1 folds, Stoned Okie folds, ScoreLord calls $30, tejas tommy calls $25, wxman77 calls $20, dna4everfcp calls $20.

FLOP [board cards 3S,9D,8C ]
tejas tommy checks, wxman77 checks, dna4everfcp checks, rounders08 checks, ScoreLord checks.

TURN [board cards 3S,9D,8C,AH ]
tejas tommy checks, wxman77 bets $45, dna4everfcp calls $45, rounders08 calls $45, ScoreLord calls $45, tejas tommy folds.

RIVER [board cards 3S,9D,8C,AH,2S ]
wxman77 bets $110, dna4everfcp bets $350, rounders08 folds, ScoreLord folds, wxman77 folds.

SHOWDOWN
dna4everfcp shows [ 3D,3C ]
dna4everfcp wins $787.

SUMMARY
Dealer: ScoreLord
Pot: $790, (including rake: $3)
Stoned Okie, loses $0
ScoreLord, loses $75
tejas tommy, loses $30
wxman77, loses $185
hosea1044, loses $0
Req4aDream_, loses $0
dna4everfcp, bets $425, collects $787, net $362
rounders08, loses $75
markgUSF1, loses $0


Here is a hand I should not have called the river bet, but I did and just so happened the dude was bluffing cardcore ......

Texas Hold'em $10-$10 NL (Real Money), #934,654,517
Table Marseille, 1 Sep 2006 3:07 AM ET

Seat 1: Stoned Okie ($962.50 in chips)
Seat 2: ScoreLord ($818.10 in chips)
Seat 3: acepokeraa ($467 in chips)
Seat 6: hosea1044 ($2,306.65 in chips)
Seat 7: J_Q_K_A_ ($237 in chips)
Seat 8: dna4everfcp ($1,610 in chips)
Seat 9: rounders08 ($812.80 in chips)
Seat 10: markgUSF1 ($762.20 in chips)

ANTES/BLINDS
hosea1044 posts blind ($5), J_Q_K_A_ posts blind ($10).

PRE-FLOP
dna4everfcp bets $50, rounders08 folds, markgUSF1 folds, Stoned Okie folds, ScoreLord folds, acepokeraa folds, hosea1044 folds, J_Q_K_A_ calls $40.

FLOP [board cards JD,8C,4S ]
J_Q_K_A_ checks, dna4everfcp bets $100, J_Q_K_A_ calls $100.

TURN [board cards JD,8C,4S,7D ]
J_Q_K_A_ bets $87 and is all-in, dna4everfcp calls $87.

RIVER [board cards JD,8C,4S,7D,8S ]

SHOWDOWN
J_Q_K_A_ shows [ 9H,QH ]
dna4everfcp shows [ KC,AD ]
dna4everfcp wins $476.

SUMMARY
Dealer: acepokeraa
Pot: $479, (including rake: $3)
Stoned Okie, loses $0
ScoreLord, loses $0
acepokeraa, loses $0
hosea1044, loses $5
J_Q_K_A_, loses $237
dna4everfcp, bets $237, collects $476, net $239
rounders08, loses $0
markgUSF1, loses $0

Long story short I played $1000 NL for about 45 minutes and made $833! ROFL!

Do not try this at home kids

Current BR - $4090